The order is received
and understood. You
have been tasked to find weapons of mass construction that will enable
you to gain 5-10 pounds of lean mass in the next year.
Many questions circulate
through your mind as the order is read. Do they really exist? How do I
find them? Where do I begin? What happens should I fail?
To begin your quest, you
decide it's time to conduct intelligence gathering to help focus on the
specific areas that will help you to meet the objective. In addition,
the data captured will help you determine how you will arm yourself
properly so that you are able match or exceed any force that attempts to
derail you from your objective.
You will develop a plan
that will include all strategic objectives or missions that will lead to
the ultimate goal you seek. Before hopping into your all-terrain SUV and
heading off to battle, you prepare and pack all essential items that are
available to you.
Mission 1: Grocery Store Assault.
A
grocery list is the most important
item of all. It is necessary so that your dry land assault on the local
grocery store is quick, lethal, yet directed. The list is designed
around a strategy that ensures a successful campaign with minimal
casualties. It will guide you through the perils of temptation that will
be undoubtedly encountered along the way.
As you prepare the list,
you reflect on the intelligence you gathered from previous visits. In
accordance with gathered facts, the list is constructed in a way that
only the aisles and sections that must be traveled are clearly
identified.
To avoid wasted time or
effort, you detail the specific items that will be sought and captured.
For this mission, your
goal is to capture the following
items.
1 dozen eggs, 4 containers
egg whites, five 1 lb. packages of 96% lean ground beef, 1 loaf whole
wheat bread, 1 container oatmeal, 1 bottle honey, 2 large packages
broccoli cuts, 5 medium sweet potatoes, and 1 lb. almonds.
As you develop the list,
you perform a mental walk-thru to confirm the steps to be followed. As
you do, you remember one critical detail that was overlooked. Water!
5 gallons and twelve 1-liter bottles of water are added to the list
after egg whites. Having the list fully defined, the "go" is given from
high command to deploy. So you do.
You barrel into the store
parking lot and leap from your SUV armed to the teeth with your list
gripped tightly in hand. You take the most direct route into the store
and capture and acquire the nearest cart. Cart and list in hand, you
begin to advance and follow your developed plan.
To your amazement, the
mission progresses smoother than anticipated until you encounter the
bakery section while in route to the
fruits and vegetables. Your
initial reaction is to retreat, regroup, and attempt a flanking
maneuver. However, your better judgment determines that a direct assault
will prove most effective and less costly overall.
So you charge through to
the fruits and vegetables and realize that your decision was correct.
You accomplish your final objective and captured all items on your list
without loss. You quickly exit the store and head back to your SUV and
prepare for your next mission, The Gym Assault.
Mission 2: The Gym Assault.
Given a successful grocery
store campaign, your next mission will be another dry land assault on
the local
gym. Again, a quick and directed
assault is critical for success. Time will be limited and must be
constrained or the risk of loss increases greatly. To prepare, a plan is
constructed that details the exact
routine and reps, as well as the
equipment to be used.
The plan will provide the
necessary information to arm you with the essential
accessories needed to accomplish
the objective and nothing more. Today will be a full body day and
limited to 1 hour and 15 minutes. Therefore,
wrist straps (for planned back
work) and
boxing gloves (for heavy bag work)
are added to
gym bag contents.
Specifically, the 1st hour
of the full body workout will consist of:
Chest (3 sets each of barbell
incline and flat bench work) Shoulders (3 sets each of front
barbell military press and dumbbell press) Back (3 sets each of barbell rows
and seated cable rows) Legs (3 sets each of barbell and
hack machine squats) Calves (do as many reps as
possible for 5 minutes on your favorite calf machine).
Two
warm-up sets will precede each
exercise. All final sets will use
maximum weight where only 5-8 reps are possible. For the final 10
minutes, heavy bag work will conclude the mission. As the battle begins,
your mind becomes intensely focused on the current objective at hand.
No thoughts or
consideration should be made on any future objectives. The current task
at hand should literally consume your thoughts. Each
rep and set is met with profound
resistance; however, you continue to advance. Set by set, repetition by
repetition you continue towards your ultimate goal.
As you take periodic and
brief breaks between engagements, you remember to take sips from your
canteen. After the first hour is over and you realize you have depleted
energy levels and you must decide to press forward to your final
encounter or retreat and wait for reinforcements.
After a brief moment of
thought and reflection, you conclude that the majority of the resistance
is over and a 10-minute heavy bag assault can be completed with
remaining ammunition and a surprise attack is your intent. You arm
yourself and don your gloves and head for the bag.
Mission 3: Strategic Diet & Supplement Plan.
Pre-Gym: Meal 1
Prior to the gym
assault, it's important to prepare by choosing a first daily
meal that will carry you all the way from the beginning of your
assault on the gym until its end.
Three scoops of
your favorite
protein supplement that
contains 120-150
calories, 16-20 grams
protein, and 12 or more carbohydrates per serving and mixed with
creatine and water is a
good choice.
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Post-Gym: Meal 2
Following the destructive
gym assault, the trauma that results can be detrimental to the
achievement of the objective. Therefore, timely access and use of proper
foods and supplementation can greatly reduce and negate the destructive
impacts of a gym assault and stimulate healing.
Within the 1st hour
following the gym assault, it is imperative that a 2nd daily meal high
in calories and carbohydrates is ingested. Since you are likely you to
be mobile, you must make sure that meal two is easily prepared and can
be quickly ingested.
Therefore, 2 servings of dry oatmeal sprinkled with a serving of your
favorite protein powder (vanilla) and 5 grams L-glutamine and topped
with honey provides the nutrients your body requires in order to begin
recovering from the post-traumatic gym disorder you will experience
Rest Of Intake: Meals 3-6
Two to three hours after
the 2nd daily meal, it's suggested that a 3rd daily meal is ingested
that provides your body with additional
nutrients that will stimulate the
additional growth and healing that will prepare you for future assaults.
8 ounces cooked ground beef between two slices of whole wheat bread with
condiments (lettuce, mustard and ketchup) is a good option.
Simply put, eat a lean
hamburger! Also, add 1 medium baked sweet potato and 1 cup broccoli to
the 3rd daily meal to recovery. The 4th daily meal should consist of 1.5
oz. almonds or cashews (your choice). For the 5th daily meal, repeat the
3rd daily meal but drop the potato and add a cup of broccoli.
Finally, the 6th daily
meal will be the same as the 1st daily meal with 5 grams
L-glutamine or it can be the same
as the 2nd daily meal, too, but with cooked oatmeal and adding 5 grams
L-glutamine but without the honey. It is important to have your foods
and supplements prepared in advance.
This will ensure that food
and
supplementation are always on hand
when the order comes and you will avoid being caught in a situation
where you cannot re-fuel properly or the fuel you acquired is
insufficient. A well-defined diet and supplementation strategy is
meaningless without proper water intake. That leads to your next
mission: water intake.
Mission 4: Water Intake.
No mission will succeed without a sufficient supply of
water. Drinking a gallon of water
daily will ensure that peak energy levels can be achieved during each
mission. The body relies heavily on water. There is a direct correlation
between your water intake and your energy levels and cognitive
functioning
WATER INTAKE CALCULATOR
To make it most convenient, storing water bottles in the all-terrain SUV
will allow easy access and, in the winter months, it will stay cold. To
maintain adequate hydration it will be necessary to take time to sip
water before, during, and after each mission. As specified in (but not
limited to) the Gym Assault, it is imperative that water intake occurs
frequently and continuously.
Water will also help with
the removal of impurities from the body. If necessary, and to help make
water intake a more enjoyable experience, try mixing sugar-free Crystal
Light (on-the-go packets) in your 1 liter bottles. Or, try mixing real
lemon into your
water bottle with a packet of
Splenda for inexpensive and convenient lemonade.
With your water intake
mission accomplished, the next mission is R&R.
Mission 5: Rest & Relaxation.
If,
by chance, you have survived all previous missions, you will do your
mind and body much good by taking
time to rest and relax. To facilitate rest and relaxation, you should
begin with a warm shower.
A warm shower not only
feels good, it helps relax tense muscles and promotes
circulation that will deliver
much-needed nutrients throughout the body. After a warm shower, you will
next perform full body
stretching.
The goal is to stretch as
many muscles as possible in order to increase flexibility, reduce the
chance of
injury, keep the muscle pliable,
and enhance your muscle growth potential by increasing muscle length or
surface area to provide for growth opportunity.
If possible and following
stretching, a deep tissue
massage is a great chance to work
out calcium deposits that, during your destructive gym assault, caused
tears to the epimysium which is a protective sheaths that surrounds the
muscle. These tears are common during gym assaults.
Remember to drink plenty
of water to assist the movement of impurities from the body following
your massage.
To conclude this final
mission and if you're old enough, a glass of
wine (or two), and head straight
to bed for at least 8 hours of
shut eye before the next day's 4
a.m. battle.
Mission Accomplished
There you have it - the
path to a successful campaign begins with a well-thought plan! In order
to realize any plan, "action" is necessary. To ensure that any action
taken is fruitful, you must prepare! Defining the appropriate weapons of
mass construction is mostly an individual decision. There are far too
many weapons available.
The ones mentioned herein
are only a tip of the iceberg. The only way to know what works is to
engage and execute. Engagement will certainly show you what works and
what doesn't. The goal then is to minimize your loss at all costs. As
any warrior knows, no battle can be achieved without sacrifice.
Now it's your turn. Your
road to victory begins now. Get off your candy
@$$ (you know what) and get in the
battle. We need you in the line with the rest of us and the war cannot
be won without coordinated efforts. So, communicate your success to
others and share your knowledge. I salute you!
Well, I'm back and ready
to begin another season. This year I plan to make some noise so keep a
watchful eye on the
World Natural Bodybuilding Federation
(WNBF) Professional stage!